Monday, August 6, 2007

If you had to ask me...

So the weekend is over. That is not awesome. I feel that until I win the 500 million dollar lottery and permanently stop working that my work week should be limited to 3 1/2 days a week. Seeing as I pretty much already do that I would just rather not be here when I am not doing work at work.

Now for something completely different...

Lets recap what was awesome about the weekend.

1- Went to a 30th birthday party and signed the shirt of the birthday boy under the chin with an up arrow and the words, "Balls go here".

2- A certain lawyer who may or may not lead a deviant lifestyle went batshit insane over a trivial rule in Omaha Hold-em.*

3- I had a hangover.

4- Manscaped.

5- I figured out yet another way to scam the system and avoid paying my bills for an extra week.

6- Despite a couple losses the Cubs are only 1 game out of 1st with 52 games remaining.

7- I didn’t leave the house yesterday.*

(*- may or may not be considered awesome but since this is my blog that isn’t up to you.)

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