I'll be calling Verizon Wireless shortly to upgrade my plan and get a new phone. I'm pretty sure this won't be awesome.
If they cut me a deal on the phone or something, then it might be pretty cool. But it wouldn't be eligible for aweseome-hood until I see that first bill. Regardless of how many reassurances I get on the phone, I just know there's going to be some bullshit on that next bill in the form of an extra charge or not getting a credit I thought I was going to get (because like a dumbass, I believed the sales rep.).
When that happens, I'll have to call customer service again. They'll tell me that there's no record of the seemingly awesome deal I was cut. And then I'll write about it.