Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Why losers are dumber than winnners

So the proprietor of this blog, one Mr. R Dukes, asked if I too would care to contribute. Not only does Mr. Dukes have impeccable taste and a propensity to wrestle but he knows deep down that I am awesome.

I cannot tell you how many times I have heard people talk about how they want to be as awesome as I am but the sad truth is that you’re born with it. Now I know some people will say, “Surely I can learn or at least try to be as awesome as the both of you.” It is true that all you can do is try, and by all means please do. If the attempt is made then it may in some small way make my life easier as I would have to deal with fewer not-awesome people. Also my name isn’t Shirley.

Posted below you will find a video contained within the ubiquitous halls of YouTube which is a classic example of what I am talking about. Never mind that the teams depicted in this clip are no more than 10 years old. This is no excuse for being punked. I think Charles Darwin said it best…

“If you suck at life, you’ll die.”

1 comment:

Erik said...

actually, i'm surprised to say that video is pretty awesome.