Well, only if you have the smell-o-vision card in your computer like I do (internet porn's never quite the same after smelling all that nasty hardcore sex).
Mr. 'Thrope hit the 3-decade mark today. He'll look and feel a little older today. He'll probably receive some emails from AARP. He may slip in the shower. He'll defintely suck even more at fantasy football.
So to our fan base out there (all 3 of you), wish him the best in his final years.
And to 'Thope, let us all know if turning 30 is awesome or not. I SAID, LET US ALL KNOW IF TURNING 30 IS AWESOME OR NOT.
And happy birthday.