Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Awesome Ramblings

So, here's some thoughts on things in no particular order...

-Jamie Lynn Spears, 16 years old, is pregnant. It's not all that unusual for a 16 year old to get pregnant, but it's rare to hear of a 16 year old celebrity (is she one?) getting knocked up. I'm loving all the discussion of what kind of message this sends to other 16 year olds.

-Undercover cop banged on my door today. He had what looked to be a warrant and was looking for my neighbor. Just like I learned on "The Wire", I didn't say a word. I ain't no snitch! Plus, I really don't know anything about the neighbor in question, other than the fact that she's not around much.

-A friend of mine described someone I know as a "wet fart". He's right on with the assessment too. That's probably the worst thing you can say about another person. There's nothing good or funny about a "wet fart", or shart. And so if that's what you're like, a bit of shit juice in the underwear and on my asscrack, you really fucking suck. And if a nice guy like my friend thinks you're a "wet fart", you might be the worst person in the world.

-The opposite of a "wet fart" is the new Lupe Fiasco album, The Cool. Just downloaded it yesterday, and I have to say, it's pret-ty good. Check out his video for "Dumb It Down":

4 comments:

Infinitive Splitter said...

Given your musical sensibilities and your views on law enforcement, you ought to give Project Pat a listen.

an optimistic misanthrope said...
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an optimistic misanthrope said...

He must have gone to public school cause I think he said his eyes were in his ears. Stupid guy doesnt even know science and shit.

Zachary C said...

Dude, I thought I lived in the rough 'hood but you're the one with all the po-po excitement. (That's street talk, word.)