Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Ohio you lack good judgement. And you suck.


In addition to being an extremely long and boring state to get through when one drives from Chicago to the East Coast, you're clearly a state that lacks good judgement.

First you put George W. over the top in 2004. Real nice.

Now you racist-ly choose a white woman over a qualified black man (c'mon, they have the offensive Chief Wahoo as the mascot of the Cleveland Indians)? Way to keep up the tradition of stupid decisions.

And you know what really gets me, if NAFTA and the economy are your biggest concerns, how do you go with the wife of the guy who pushed NAFTA through? You actually buy that she's remorseful about it passing?

If I may be permitted to use a sports analogy: Your support of Clinton is akin to the state of Ohio voting Michael Jordan's game-winning jumpers over Craig Ehlo as the greatest NBA play ever (which, of course, they are).

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

there's nothing wrong with voting hillary over obama. obama's going to get the nomination anyway, so who cares? and even if he doesn't, you really don't think she'll be a great president?

Zachary C said...

Ohio: Round on both ends, and high in the middle!

Sniffing glue clearly catches up with you after a while...

an optimistic misanthrope said...

If I were the Jesus I would punch Ohio...

RDukes said...

I think she'll be a fine, not great, president (and I'll vote and work for her if she slimes her way to the general). Nothing wrong with people who vote for her either.

Having said that, I do wish Jesus would punch Ohio in the face. And while he's at it, add Michigan and Florida to his list of people to punch. Maybe give Florida the 'ol donkey puncharoo.