So whether this is a great friendship or some kind of Stockholm Syndrome thing where I like him is yet to be determined. Nonetheless I am concerned about him. In recent days I have taken up a hidden post watching his behavior as it has become somewhat worrisome. He spends entirely too much time playing video games. Specifically GTA 4. The worst part is that hes not very good at video games. As I put it to him whist suffering through his attempt at completing a sniper mission..."This is like watching a retarded person eat soup".
For those of you that are concerned as well I have compiled my findings in an easy to read pie chart. Please enter in your comments to that we can save the Duker from himself...
2 comments:
This is way off. I don't work nearly that much. And you forgot to include "porn and masturbation", which takes up a good chunk of my time.
And lastly, what about all the time I spend being awesome? I spend at least half of my days doing that.
Maybe I should have added a disclaimer that the results of my observations were not scientificaly verified by the awesome community at large...
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