Sunday, May 11, 2008

Special Message to Yolanda

Happy Mother's Day, baby. I know your son, 'Thrope, probably sent you some lame card, but let me tell you, for real, you are the best Mom I'd like to Fuck in the universe.

Remember that time you licked my balls and put your thumb up my bum? That was hot. Happy Mother's Day.

Remember that time we made a pearl necklace for you? Happy Mother's Day.

Do you recall the Renaissance Fair we attended several years ago? So much of that day was terrific, but I particularly enjoyed making that Roman helmet for you. Thy wishes you the happiest Day for Mother's.

Remember that time I wrote and sang an awesome song for you circa '94? Yeah, I barely remember either. And for the life of me, I can't remember why we didn't make a video of us getting it on, "Yolanda-style". Oh well, here's a clip someone else came up with...


Happy Mother's Day, Yo! I still love ya!

5 comments:

an optimistic misanthrope said...

I hate to tell you this but I dont think that was her "thumb"...

oh and BTW that song was released in 93. Just about the time you started to grow hair all over your "thumb"

Mrs.Dukes said...

'Thrope you better be glad that your mama is back in Cali. RDukes don't play with that Yo-Yo no mo'.

an optimistic misanthrope said...

Is that better for me or better for you...Polish bitches are way bettyer than the I-ties...

the excited one said...

ps that song is on the free willy soundtrack

an optimistic misanthrope said...

For those of you not in the know I asked the excited one, by proxy, if she would free my willy. She replied, again by proxy, "Not a Chance". Her words, I don't know. Nonetheless her point was made.

What I didnt know was Shirly McLaughsalot over there is an animal hater. Now if I ever decide to buy/adopt/kidnap a trapped killer whale that happens to be located in a shitty sea aquairum and it needs to be rescued she wouldnt help me.

She just killed a whale. Also Im pretty sure she just made Jesus cry...