It's been a while...but I think this warrants a post.
Quick wrap-up: Lamer and N'awesomer than I expected. Similar to a Nickelback show opened by Nickleback.
11:51pm--D'oh. Recording stopped. It's just as well. Not sure I like this McCain-Palin ticket. I mean I'm white and all. I'm just not sure Republican white.
11:49pm--Pan across the crowd...douche bags abound.
11:48pm--And the red meat continues...civil rights are for pussies (credit to the wife for that line).
11:46pm--Man, I think Michelle might want to whoop up on this bitch. For what it's worth, I think it'd be a good fight.
11:41pm--I think I just heard her say she nationalized oil production in Alaska. Wow, this is getting good.
11:38pm--OMG. The Republicans just had a collective orgasm when she knocked the media elite. Wonder if Fox News is a part of that establishment. Someone grab a towel.
11:36pm--Oh snap. No she didn't. She just dissed community organizers. Oh, it's on. I'm about to do a strategy chart and some relational meetings now.
11:34pm--I wish Bob Probert would drop the gloves with this "hockey-mom".
11:32pm--Loving the all-black back drop for Palin...countering those of us who commented on the lack of diversity in the crowd. This just in: Palin still loves America. And she's proud of it.
11:31pm--Republican's just clapped for unions...kind of. Wait, I can't hear...Cindy McCain's dress is too loud.
11:30pm--Seriously, this is like listening to a PTA president talk about how reading is important.
11:27pm--news flash: Palin's proud of the troops. And a chant of "USA, USA" breaks out.
11:25PM--Put our country first. Message of the night. That's opposed to Obama/Biden's platform of putting Australia first.
11:22pm--What's the "S" in John S. McCain stand for? Sadaam?
11:21pm--is she from Alaska or Wisconsin? Sounds like a cheesehead.
11:20pm--they're still clapping...c'mon. Let's save that for Barack.
11:18pm--I see white people. Not an original observation regarding Republicans, I know. But sheez, let some people of color in. Even Palin's wardrobe lacks color.
11:17pm--the wife is tired and wants to fast-forward through Sir 9/11. I'm certain we missed nothing.
11:16pm--Mr. 9/11 is up first. Sucky speaker. Can't believe he makes millions making speeches for a living.